February 2012
re: fuck you cc: everyone
I’m sensitive as fuck and the tiniest things take the wind right out of my sails.
For example: I’m sorry, but when you emailed me to escalate an issue did you really have to cc: my boss? You could have just asked me nicely the first time instead of being like that.
That little move always pisses me off. It’s the equivalent of being like, “Look, I’m trying to scare...
January 2012
This makes me so happy. →
Firstly, it’s James McAvoy. Secondly, the movie is based on a book by Irvine Welsh. I don’t care that 2 of the pictures here are James picking his nose- he’s still way hot.
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Lisa of 6 years ago would not believe the present situation.
He’s married.
I’m not just over him- I’m genuinely happy for him.
It wouldn’t be weird to sit and have coffee with him sometime.
It wouldn’t even be weird to meet his wife. She seems nice.
What a contrast from 6 years ago.
He was such a commitment-phobe, he couldn’t even call me his girlfriend.
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10 Things I've Learned From My 3.5-Year...
Choose your jealousies wisely. Most of them are imagined anyway. He’s with you because he chooses to be with you. Acting jealous won’t help you convince him you’re worth his time and commitment. Don’t assume he’s after someone else unless you catch him cheating.
In the same vein, pick your battles. What’s more important- being right or being happy? Will it matter a day from now? A...
Forever Angry
Paul: Omg lise, I can get two forever lazies for 29.95....
Me: -_-
Me: I will send you away.
Me: To the embarassment cube.
Paul: But! ...
Me: Where Forever Lazies go.
Me: I said NO. ;)
Paul: I will be comfy and lazy there!
Me: You've clearly made your choice.
Paul: I haven't ordered, but I hear operators are standing by
Me: Oh well, I guess you'll be the least sexy person to me since you'll be wearing big boy onesies...
Me: I can't see myself taking that off you for fun naked times.
Paul: Just think of all the fun we could have with the front and back access flaps
Paul: Think of
Me: lololol
Me: I don't wanna think of that!
Me: Have you no shame?
Me: Are you a man or what?
Paul: I'm a manly muppet
Me: I may need to take my bsns elsewhere if you gonna look like a toddler!
Paul: I
Paul: Will not buy them
Me: Good!
Me: if I catch you sneaking around in one, well I'll
Me: I'll
Me: I'll set it on fire!
Paul: With me out of it would be my only request
Me: Mayyyybe!
Me: if you take it off fast enough!
Me: You'd better learn to be speedy!
Paul: Fine!
Me: Yeah it better be!
Paul: Like your butt!
Me: You'd better not get one or else I'll be forever angry!
Paul: HA!
Me: Yeah!
Me: It's funny now!
Me: But wait til I'm biting the heads off things!
Me: Like Peeps!
Me: And chocolate bunnies!
Me: And I'm planning this around Easter.
Me: That's the only time there are good edible things to bite heads off of.
Let go.
It’ll feel really good to do so. Trust me.
December 2011
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Top 10 Reasons the American Future is Female | Top... →
I am amused.
Especially about the lack-of-cleanliness factor. Yes, it causes issues in the long-run, boys! Clean up after your damn selves.
I really try to be okay with a person or situation, you know? It’s so I can function and get by without drama, sadness or difficulty. Hell, maybe we all do it. I don’t know.
I convince myself that I hold no ill will. I tell myself that resentment only hurts the person who feels it. I feel okay. It feels like I don’t hate anyone. I try to turn the other cheek, because God knows...
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Guy at Harvard Station with the Voice of an Angel:
He’s probably old as fuck, but I’mma marry him. You wait and see. I’ll patiently wait.
One of these days he’ll notice me in the crowd of commuters and he’ll notice how I give him at least a dollar every day.
On the (very likely) day he looks in his guitar case at the end of the day and finds someone tipped him a ring, he’ll keep me in mind and make that shit...
Secret:
I’m burnt-out.
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November 2011
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My One Greatest Regret.
Not going to school and finishing it up as a young adult, like everyone else does. I’ll still regret it, even on my deathbed; even if the whole of my life turns out to be beautiful. I wasted this head I have on my shoulders by not using it for a good 7 years. Working in retail jobs and factories was the kind of fresh hell I needed to make college look like something worthwhile. I was about...
Get a text from someone you don't know: "Happy...
Try to find their number on reverse phone lookup to no avail so you roll with it:
“You too!”
Sure.
Watchfuckyeahtattoos:
delacroix:
thepinesaredancing:
This makes me the happiest.
This is the cutest ever. I just died.
No, really, it’s the best.
Guys are are all mushy with animals get me every time.
