January 2010
Screw Tears.
I’m just going to dry my face, pour the champagne and be alone, but I’ll do my best not to be sad.
I feel like an ‘Expectations vs. Reality’ splitscreen would be right at home at this time.
I feel guilty for being so sad about it, but my boyfriend has a cold, is all drugged up on meds and I just can’t get him up out of bed to hang with me for the countdown to midnight. I sure-as-hell don’t want to be That Girl who drinks champagne all by herself.
It’s stupid, but it meant a lot to me. I tried to look nice and I went out of my way to get the champagne flutes out for...
The Smiths - Please, Please, Please Let Me Get...
December 2009
omg gerard butler and craig ferguson on my tv at...
neavers:
parisinflames:
two of the hottest scots. ever.
omg.
orgasm.
But we’re all hot dammit.
Scots are indeed hot. I’m part Scottish, so I should know! :P
Formsprung. →
Send me a Happy New Year’s message or whatever you want! I’ll even answer requests for advice. I’m friendly so go for it.
if there's one thing on tumblr that makes me want...
parisinflames:
it’s the pictures of fucking abused/dead kittens and dogs and shit.
that’s fucked up ok. like for real. that really upsets me. and people post it like it’s no big fucking deal. oh lol! joking about a dead cat! not funny. the animal had no choice.
it’s disgusting. don’t let that shit spread by reblogging it.
That and the people who joke too much about 9/11, rape, child...
Reblog if you have an erection
grubbs-grady:
urmum:
makemeacuppa:
imasuckerforlovers:
ibechloway:
getsmashedgatecrash:
chelseymathews:
toxication:
sleepwithagununderyourpillow:
katieefiasco:
(via charlielunn)
I naturally always have an erection
An election? What? Oh, that! Well I’ve always got a bow-nerrr.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Fiona Apple (5)
Regina Spektor (3)
Phantom Planet (2)
The Smiths (2)
Pilate (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Rogue Wave - Chicago X 12
I can’t tell you...
I get to see my boyfriend today!
I am excite.
It is so surreal to talk to old high school...
This dude added me recently and he was in ALL of my homerooms, with our last names being so close together. We just finished chit-chatting for over an hour about his duties in the Navy and what’s up here in his hometown.
Then I told him that I could remember this time in high school where I was having this shittastic day where nothing was going right, people teased me until I was fighting...
fs mee
parisinflames:
dippedinbuttersauce:
ejaysmarshmellows:
do u srsly get drunk?? i thought you were only like… 17. O_O
yes. lol and yes
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WHO ARE YOU AND HOW ARE YOU NOT AWARE THAT TEENAGERS DRINK ALCOHOL?!
OMG A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GETTING DRUNK. OMG.
ALERT
THE
PRESSES
<_<
Pssht my parents were GIVING me alcohol...
It went okay. I think??
I was there for a grand total of 10 minutes. She asked me if I had questions and was able to fill me in on the specifics of the job. It’s merchandising, putting up signage and displays. Not bad. The trouble is, it’s part-time. The good thing is, it’s early! So anyway, I will take it if they offer it to me, because I’m absolutely desperate for a job - any job.
I’d...
“I think one of the reasons why kids today have quarterlife crises is because...”
– Twenty Something: Instead of traveling, writing and trying to figure out what we want, should we be marrying and having babies? (via robot-heart) (via apsies) (via absurdlakefront)(via spoonfulofvintage)
Today is my first job interview in-person since I...
I’m really nervous! Even if it is only Sears.
Perplexed.
Last night I heard “Secret Garden” by Bruce Springstein coming from my 17-year-old brother. I thought he was goofing around on Xbox Live, playing sappy songs to be weird.
Then tonight he wasn’t on XBL and he was just playing it.
So weird.
This is a dealbreaker for me, and it should be a...
If someone is all-out mean to kids and he or she is an adult, GTFO. I don’t care if you’re both positive that you don’t ever want kids of your own. That is just a terrible person.
Someone reminded me recently of a barbeque I brought my first ex to. It was for Independence Day at my boss’s house with a bunch of coworkers. We ended up playing ping pong in the garage with my...
