February 2010
January 2010
And so ends the crescendo of the quickest...
Obsessive Guy from Florida got married today after a 6-month courtship. He knocked her up at 5 months, so now she’s trapped in Matrimonial Hell with him forever. It’s not too surprising, seeing as he honestly believed he was in love with me after a month of being friends via internet and phone. I wouldn’t put it past him to have poked holes in the condoms or swapped her pills for...
“Beauty is truth, truth beauty,”—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need...”
– John Keats, Ode on a Grecian Urn (via unichronic)(via meepmeepmeep)
(via suicideblonde)(via infinitebutterflies)(via libraryland)
(via quote-book)
“If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it; that surfeiting,...”
– William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
I plan on getting the first line of this tattooed somewhere on my body some day.
I found this in a tattered folder from elementary...
There was once an Eskimo girl, who was trapped in a mysterious ocean on her canoe. She didn’t know where to go. She missed her family who was stranded somewhere else. They were nowhere to be seen. She suddenly heard large footsteps. She was so scared that she ducked in the canoe. She felt cold and was wet from the salty sea water. There was a large face in the sky. She screamed!
The lady...
Rage Against the ManPeen
thinnerthoughts:
THAT will be the name of my all-girl man-hating rock group should I ever choose to start one.
I just wanted to let you know that I pretty much love you.
And I’ll gladly join your all-girl man-hating rock group. I’ll take a mic and rhythm guitar kthx!
Good deed for the day = Done.
My youngest brother had to get some shoes today after he got out early from school.
He asked my mom to take him to the mall to get them. She hemmed and hawed like she always does when you ask her to do anything and reluctantly agreed. I overheard this and had mercy on the kid. I knew full-well my mom would be a miserable anchor, trying to rush him and it would be counter-productive as he has...
darrenandthemachine asked: I am not sure what to ask exactly. Um....Fuck, Marry, Kill: Star Jones, Michael Jackson circa. 2005, The Last Living Munchkin.
letmeworryaboutblank asked: Good morning Lisa (I assume it's morning when you read this). Okay, music question: Who are your top 10 favorite artists or musicians and why? I hope you have a lovely day.
kammel asked: Top 5 movies ever and why! go!
emchughes asked: First off, I really enjoy your entries - they're very honest and frequently very funny. Congrats on the job, too!
What field of work is it in?
What field of work is it in?
4 Questions!
Wow. Ask and ye shall receive, huh? I guess like my Dad always said, ‘please’ is a magic word.
How to Build Your Dream →
azspot:
In the age of democratized industry, every garage is a potential micro-factory, every citizen a potential micro-entrepreneur. Here’s how to transform a great idea into a great product.
1) INVENT Stop whining about the dearth of cool products in the world — dream up your own. Pro tip: Check the US Patent and Trademark Office Web site to ensure no one else had the idea first.
2) DESIGN...
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I don’t get a lot of these and I’d love to. I’m going to bed now and hopefully tomorrow will be a happy (and not sick) day for me. Good night!
“I forgot he was black tonight, for an hour.”
– Chris Matthews, MSNBC.
Head asplode.
(via criticalmess)
It makes me happy when conservatives slip-up by saying what they really think. Really. I like it better than the veiled racism no one calls them out on.
i hate commercials with anthropomorphized babies.
kalamazu:
yes, i know what that word means. i stand by my statement.
They are honestly just creepy.
“This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law...”
– President Barack Obama, SOTU address.
Yes, yes, yes.
(via thedailywhat)
That is fantastic.
I'm pretty sure I'm taking out my tongue piercing...
It doesn’t really match my style any more and looked better when I was dressing more or less “punk” back when I was. I’m more into a classic style now.
I tire of lecherous looks I get when a dude spots it.
It’s annoying when people are in disbelief when they find out I’ve got one. They’re like, “OMG you?! (insert sexual joke here.)” Yeah, I...
In 2003, total divorces in Massachusetts declined...
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