February 2012
From listening to the way some other girls talk, I wonder what it is they really want:
A sparkly diamond on their fingers, right here, right now or
An amazing, lasting relationship, built on trust, mutual respect and love.
I can say one thing, no manipulation, ultimatums or bribing can get you the latter.
Must... hold back... rage...
I hate how I feel around this time of month.
Fat and angry.
ಠ_ಠ
This is my default comment on my brother’s Facebook status updates.
“You bring the ocean. I’ll bring the motion.
Together, we’ll make a love potion.
You bring the ocean. I’ll bring the motion.
Dancing all night in slow motion.”
ಠ_ಠ
“I have just discovered Last.fm Events. Someone take my wallet away right now.”
ಠ_ಠ
“I’ve...
Weekend of Compelling Ales and Whatnot →
So psyched for this.
Heading down to Delaware for this shit, because all there is to do in Delaware is get drunk. Probably.
re: fuck you cc: everyone
I’m sensitive as fuck and the tiniest things take the wind right out of my sails.
For example: I’m sorry, but when you emailed me to escalate an issue did you really have to cc: my boss? You could have just asked me nicely the first time instead of being like that.
That little move always pisses me off. It’s the equivalent of being like, “Look, I’m trying to scare...