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Paul:
Omg lise, I can get two forever lazies for 29.95....
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Me:
-_-
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Me:
I will send you away.
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Me:
To the embarassment cube.
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Paul:
But! ...
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Me:
Where Forever Lazies go.
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Me:
I said NO. ;)
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Paul:
I will be comfy and lazy there!
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Me:
You've clearly made your choice.
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Paul:
I haven't ordered, but I hear operators are standing by
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Me:
Oh well, I guess you'll be the least sexy person to me since you'll be wearing big boy onesies...
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Me:
I can't see myself taking that off you for fun naked times.
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Paul:
Just think of all the fun we could have with the front and back access flaps
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Paul:
Think of
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Me:
lololol
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Me:
I don't wanna think of that!
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Me:
Have you no shame?
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Me:
Are you a man or what?
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Paul:
I'm a manly muppet
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Me:
I may need to take my bsns elsewhere if you gonna look like a toddler!
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Paul:
I
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Paul:
Will not buy them
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Me:
Good!
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Me:
if I catch you sneaking around in one, well I'll
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Me:
I'll
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Me:
I'll set it on fire!
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Paul:
With me out of it would be my only request
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Me:
Mayyyybe!
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Me:
if you take it off fast enough!
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Me:
You'd better learn to be speedy!
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Paul:
Fine!
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Me:
Yeah it better be!
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Paul:
Like your butt!
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Me:
You'd better not get one or else I'll be forever angry!
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Paul:
HA!
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Me:
Yeah!
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Me:
It's funny now!
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Me:
But wait til I'm biting the heads off things!
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Me:
Like Peeps!
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Me:
And chocolate bunnies!
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Me:
And I'm planning this around Easter.
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Me:
That's the only time there are good edible things to bite heads off of.