• Paul: Omg lise, I can get two forever lazies for 29.95....
  • Me: -_-
  • Me: I will send you away.
  • Me: To the embarassment cube.
  • Paul: But! ...
  • Me: Where Forever Lazies go.
  • Me: I said NO. ;)
  • Paul: I will be comfy and lazy there!
  • Me: You've clearly made your choice.
  • Paul: I haven't ordered, but I hear operators are standing by
  • Me: Oh well, I guess you'll be the least sexy person to me since you'll be wearing big boy onesies...
  • Me: I can't see myself taking that off you for fun naked times.
  • Paul: Just think of all the fun we could have with the front and back access flaps
  • Paul: Think of
  • Me: lololol
  • Me: I don't wanna think of that!
  • Me: Have you no shame?
  • Me: Are you a man or what?
  • Paul: I'm a manly muppet
  • Me: I may need to take my bsns elsewhere if you gonna look like a toddler!
  • Paul: I
  • Paul: Will not buy them
  • Me: Good!
  • Me: if I catch you sneaking around in one, well I'll
  • Me: I'll
  • Me: I'll set it on fire!
  • Paul: With me out of it would be my only request
  • Me: Mayyyybe!
  • Me: if you take it off fast enough!
  • Me: You'd better learn to be speedy!
  • Paul: Fine!
  • Me: Yeah it better be!
  • Paul: Like your butt!
  • Me: You'd better not get one or else I'll be forever angry!
  • Paul: HA!
  • Me: Yeah!
  • Me: It's funny now!
  • Me: But wait til I'm biting the heads off things!
  • Me: Like Peeps!
  • Me: And chocolate bunnies!
  • Me: And I'm planning this around Easter.
  • Me: That's the only time there are good edible things to bite heads off of.